Hi there, welcome to the CLUB!

But here, there are no membership fees, no secret handshakes, no velvet ropes. We’re the Club that lives in your group chat. You know, that three person one with the weird name? Our Club is filled with snacks, friends, and a deep, unspoken understanding that some things in life don’t need to be explained. Like why a group chat is legally protected information. Or why a plate of crackers will be gone in under 30 seconds. Or why “I’m on my way” is more of a state of mind than a literal ETA. These are our sacred Club Rules.